Hemingway won the bet. What's more, he considered it his finest work.
For sale: baby shoes, never used.
- Ernest Hemingway
Here are some more cheerful ones...
Computer, did we bring batteries? Computer?
- Eileen Gunn
Longed for him. Got him. Shit.
- Margaret Atwood
Failed SAT. Lost scholarship. Invented rocket.
- William Shatner
Wasted day. Wasted life. Dessert, please.
- Steven Meretzky
“Cellar?” “Gate to, uh … hell, actually.”
- Ronald D. Moore
We kissed. She melted. Mop please!
- James Patrick Kelly
It’s behind you! Hurry before it
- Rockne S. O’Bannon
Lie detector eyeglasses perfected: Civilization collapses.
- Richard Powers
Rained, rained, rained, and never stopped.
- Howard Waldrop
TIME MACHINE REACHES FUTURE!!! … nobody there …
- Harry Harrison
Tick tock tick tock tick tick.
- Neal Stephenson
Heaven falls. Details at eleven.
- Robert Jordan
Bush told the truth. Hell froze.
- William Gibson
Dinosaurs return. Want their oil back.
- David Brin
Mind of its own. Damn lawnmower.
- David Brin
He read his obituary with confusion.
- Steven Meretzky
Dorothy: "Fuck it, I'll stay here."
- Steven Meretzky
Met my dream woman. Woke up.
- Ben Clapp
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